Confessions of an Idllyic Mind

The world we live in today is no longer safe for inhabitation fellow earthlings. Tragedy after tragedy is unfolding before our very eyes. War, gay marriages, and now dog marriages. Yes canine marriages. I came accross this piece of news this morning. It shows how people have truly gone insane. INSANE! And i'm not meaning the kind of people that walks round half naked shouting abusives that kinda insanity. I'm talking civilised people with money kinda insanity.
Here's the news on the newest couple in the block. Junior and Suki.

Owners host wedding for pet Chihuahuas

INSPIRED by a television broadcast of dog weddings, which have gained popularity in Japan, two good friends from Butterworth decided to organise a wedding for their two Chihuahuas, reported China Press.
The wedding of Junior and Suki last Friday, which resembled a human wedding, included the cutting of a doggie wedding cake, elaborate wedding attire, a solemn service and a Chinese traditional tea ceremony, followed by a buffet dinner reception.
The groom and the bride, dressed respectively in handsome black tux and stunning ivory wedding gown and later, Japanese costumes, exchanged “rings” – decorative collars – with the help of their owners Zhan Man Ni and Yan Se Xiu before being pronounced “man and wife.”
Zhan said five-year-old Junior was choosy and did not like to mate until he met Suki, the companion of two years of her best friend Yan.
The two pet lovers told the daily the wedding cost them about RM1,000, and that they had invited 50 friends and 30 pets to join the ceremony.
“Friends gave us wedding ang pows and gifts like dog food,” Yan said.
Junior and Suki will continue to live with their respective owners.

Okay. I have so many comments flowing through my head right now, It's giving me a migraine. Let's imagine the wedding. The respective people would say "Junior do you take Suki as your lawfully wedded wife?" "BARK BARK YAP YAP" (which could translate as, Where's my dinner you bloody fool? Where's the juicy piece of steak you promised me??? Give it to me before i lift my leg and pee on your expensive tux) Hello??? This is a sanity plea. Dogs are dogs. Dog and human different. Dogs pee differently. Dogs eat differently. Have you seen a dog using chopsticks to pick up a piece of chicken and then proceed to dip it into some soy sauce? Dogs act and think differently. You dont see a human going round sniffing another human's butt to get to know that other person. Junior didnt want to mate in the first place probably because it's not the right time to do it yet silly. It's not the springy kinda season or the heaty kinda season yet la. You cant marry it off to some bitch (sorry r for the rude language but female dog is called bitch lor) that it decides to hump first!!

Okay next.. What's with the wedding process? At the rate their going, might as well hold the reception at ShangriLa Hotel, order abalones for the lovely couple and then book them the honeymoon suite! What bout a doggymoon trip for 2 to the Bora Bora islands? One island suite a day costs USD600 you know. Fantastic! They will be truly happy then. Hire them a professional photographer even. Something to show the brood of puppies later. "See darlings.. Life doesnt have to be all Pedigree and mansions. You can get this when u look cute enough" *Note to Ms. Paris Hilton: What have you done to keep Tinkerbell happy? People in Butterworth, Malaysia giving wedding all. And all Tinky gets is fancy clothes? Shame on you!!*

Rm1000 for a doggy wedding. RM 1000 can buy me 2 of the True Religion jeans that i've always wanted. Pay my rent in this dump in Perth for 1 month and even have leftovers to buy groceries for 2 to last a week. I can go for a shopping spree you know. It can feed the whole of an african orphanage for 1 month even. It is just outrageous!!! I didnt even get a buffet dinner for my 21st birthday! And i dont even have a bf when 2 bloody chi hua huas are MARRIED!!!!

"Eh why you critisizing me la. I just want my doggy to be happy what." The owners may say. The bring your dog to some freaking park and walk it for 4 hours one day la! Wipe it's butt after every poo and serve it Pedigree in bed everyday la! No no.. spend so much on an elaborate wedding and then separate the happy couple. Got common sense or not??????? Common sense please please please. I gotta start praying for these people. The next thing they are going to marry off is probably 2 ants.

Oh well.. Actually they are not completely insane. They still had the brains to unify 2 chi hua huas. The totally insane would marry their chi hua hua to a pitbull. The ones that does not have brain cells left would marry off their chi hua hua to a Great dane.