Confessions of an Idllyic Mind

It's me AGAIN ..

Waiting for my Mandarin class to start. Got bored so stast posting again. Have got a Mandarin test today. Gotta interview the "lao shi" (teacher). I'm thinking of a list of questions to ask her. Lao shi.. are you married? (if no) Why not? What kinda man are u looking for? Why are you setting your standards that high? Arent you afraid that your child bearing days are going to be over soon? Do you realise that your ovaries are shringking this very moment that we are having this interview? Do you need help looking for a potential spouse?
All the listed questions are good but the only problem is.... How do you say ovaries in mandarin? haha... i cant even say half of those things in mandarin. Great i guess i'll stick to.. Laoshi.. how many people are there in your family? Do you like to eat chinese food or foreign food? L-A-M-E!

Oh today is aw something very interesting. There was this girl. I think she's trying to return to the ah-go-go era. You know the austin powers kinda groovy baby kinda theme. She looked as is she was going to a halloween party. Hello! Its only June!! Ok she was wearing a headband, s short dress, a jacket and boots and a bag. Sounds normal? not anywhere near it baby. The jacket was olive green in color. Thats fine. It was of a cottony kinda material. Im questioning how warm can that jacket keep her really. Oh the dress! It was coated with strawberries!!! STRAWBERRIES!! THE WHOLE DRESS!! Awww.. isnt that sweet. It was a pink dress i think.. but was smothered with red red red strawberries. And the boots. Gotta "love" it. It was white. Flat. No heels. But the top of the boots was folded down. Revealing red and yellow polkadots on a black background. Ah-go-go me baby. Dont blame her. This is a time when assignments are due, exams are coming. Too much stressed may have caused her total fashion disaster. Either that or that girl needs help. MAJOR. PRONTO! I nearly laughed out loud when i saw her. But atleast she is attracting attention. The only thing that i'm attracting to myself is oxigen and negative ions. i look like a guy. My boobs n butt is well hidden by my large windbreaker. I dont find any reason to look good. No blokes will ever look my way anyways. Might as well focus on keeping myself warm and comfy. HAIH

haha strawberries ....