Ola ...
Came back not long ago from mag's place. Had a massive dinner. Yummy yumm yumm .. Time to store in some fats for winter. HAIH. Great now i'm border-lining obesity, single, pathetic, bimbo-ish and a virgin. Great combination. What is with men these days? Why la so demanding. I have boobs and a brain and personality as a bonus. Isnt that enough? During the dinosaur age does the cave-women have to have this conversation to themselves? "Oh, me thinks me wear bear skin today. Me thinks Brutus like bears. Me wants him see me. No no! Too brown. Me thinks me wear cow skin. Cow skin good. No no! Cow skin makes me butt look big big. Cow skin bad... " This conversation goes on till today too. Except that in the modern ages we have help in the form of psychiatrists and tranquilizers. I'm beginning to suspect that i have szchizophrenia. Look i cant even spell it. Sometimes i say things unconsciously to myself and i answer those question address to me myself. Someone pls give me a good shrink's number. I just dont get this. Why do women need to squeeze into a dress half their size just because it looks good? Why do women have to squeeze into shoes a size too small for them to look good? Why do women have to go through the pain of getting breast implants, nose jobs, butt jobs, hair weaves etc etc? Why do we use almost half of our dad's income on preening ourselves and making ourselves look good? Answer : To attract the opposite sex's attention. And do they appreciate it?
Does "Yeah you look good. Can we go eat now? I'm hungry" Sound appreciative to you?
Does "NO that dress does not make you look fat! I said that like 10 times already. You want the dress or not? Come on! i'll be late for the football match!"
URGHH.. MEN MEN MEN. No offence to all the men out there. I'm just being very over-emotional. Someone pls bring Sigmund Freud back to life. For my sanity's sake.
So Amanda what are you gonna wear tomorrow? Gee.. I dont know Amanda. What about that shirt you bought? Eww.. That makes me look fat Amanda! Ok ok.. what bout those pants th .................
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