Confessions of an Idllyic Mind

I belong the poorer side of the Asian students community here in Curtin Uni in Perth. What do I mean by being on the "poorer" side? First let me essentuate (pardon the spelling mistake) the many privilleges of having mega-wealthy parents - THE RICH ASIAN STUDENTS -

1. Drive round in this - No offense to anyone driving the Mercedes SL 500 round here. But SHARING IS CARING man! And what's up with the pumping black music and winding down the window while driving? You ain't a black homie. African Americans look cool doing so. You just look like a wannabe drawing unwanted attention to yourself and your car. Their excuse? - This is my 18th birthday present from my very rich daddy. I earned it. I've been a very good boy. Cars are cheap here anyway. Gotta go! My girlfriend (that wears skimpy clothing in winter, dons a Gucci bag, cakes on makeup and wears 3 inch, purple color, snakeskin heels) needs a ride.
2. Eat out every night - Their excuse - Girls: What?!! Are you crazy or something? Like I would ever wanna get oil on my hands. Chop a chicken? What if that breaks off my new & expensive french manicure?! EWWWW... Boys: That's girl job man. I ain't cookin'. I can't cook to save my life. Let's go to that fancy Italian restaurant in Northbridge, my doggy, Pugsy, fancies a snack.

These are only some of the many privilleges of having weathly parents. Now you understand why I stand in the poorer side. One, I take the Transperth bus (#72/#75) to practically everywhere. Two, Cook = belly full, No Cook = starve.

So, today I was in the bus. I had to run to it cause it was already leaving. And already tired from walking and running, I expect to sit in the bus. Thank heavens there was 1 more seat left in the whole entire bus. No thanx to the d**khead that was sitting on the aisle seat of the two seats. It was a sunny day today. And at that moment the sun was on the inner seat. So i stood next to him. He didn't even made a gesture to move in, or to let me into the empty seat. Oh I cant move! Have stiff joints! Oh can't move! Sun very strong. Will give me skin cancer!

So I stood. The bus driver wasn't very kind. He jammed the brakes at every stop. Poor me. At one stop, another guy came on-board and headed to the seemingly empty seat. What did Mr. Asian d**khead do? He moved into the inner seat!!! So I came into 3 conclusion:

• He didn't like an attractive girl with big boobs to sit next to him.
• He prefers a flat chested, skinny guy to sit next to him.
• HE IS A MASSIVE INSENSITIVE HOMOSAPIEN WITH NO MANNERS.

I rest my case ...