Went for a movie today. Yes I do have a social life and yes, I do do fun stuff with my spare time.
The movie : Rush Hour 3
Genre : Action/Comedy
Verdict :
- Funny
- Action packed - Including some heart thumping fighting scenes on the Eiffel Tower and some wild car kung fu + chasing round the streets of Paris.
- Chris Tucker's performance was much better in this sequel. Rather than being the usual clown, he actually showed some kung fu moves this time round.
- Jackie Chan's performance was mediocre though. He does the usual stuff expected of him. Fight fight, joke joke, then fight again. *boring*
- Story line was not bad. Baddies meant to die did die. Damsel being rescued. Predictable but yeah atleast its not a cliffhanger.
- Worth every ringgit paid.
Reminder :
- STAY TILL THE ENDING CREDITS FOR THE MOVIE! Hilarious "ooops" scenes included in the credits. Funny like MAD ! ! !
Memorable dialogues :
Chris : Tell the guy that his grandma is the H word.
Jackie : Err whore is spelled with a W.
.....
Jackie : Tell the guy that he is an A.W
Chris : Lee, hole is spelled with a H.
I sat in the twin seat. The seat next to me and my friend's was occupied by this malay couple and guess what were they doing while everyone was watching the movie? Oh yeah u guessed it. They were being very naughty. There were groping + kissing involved. There were loads of 18SX actions going round in their seat. My friend which were nearer to them gave me the low down after the movie. He said that there was a point where they were solidly kissing. Then he was groping eh hem .. testing whether the melons ripe or not lah. Then he pulled his zipper down. Shifted his pants lower. And she err ... go figure la ok. No not with her mouth. With her hand only. The girl had ginormous boobs i tell you! The guy was stick thin. I noticed that after the movie they were rearranging their pants. GROSS ALERT!
A little tip to horny couples out there, there are cameras in the cinema recording your every action. And you dont want GSC/TGV workers watching your little porno show after their shift is over while laughing over your man's small prick or your A cup sized tah tahs. There are cheap motels out there renting rooms for the hour. The thing is, your virginity is something valuable. Keep it for your future husband or if you cant keep it then atleast lose it to a decent looking guy that can afford to make passionate love to you in a hotel. Lose it to a guy that loves and respect you. Think of this, if he leaves you, and his friend asks, "eh, ah kow, ur ex gf r, shiok r her? hard or not to get her in the action la?" The jerk face replies - "eh no la. she damn easy lor. bring her to gsc can kau tim aredi. she paid for the ticket what. so i enjoy the "show" lor KAKAKAKA"
My conclusion of the horny couple :
- She is a slut. Whats worse than a slut? A dumb slut.
- He is a horny as hell, hormone induced young man, with no sense of shame, with no respect at all for his gf, has no real feelings for her, dictionary meaning for love is sex to him. He WILL leave her pretty soon. I give them 2 years at most. That would be stretching it actually. Any reason for them staying longer than that is probably cause he cant find a replacement.
- They are young and stupid.
- They know no consequence.
- They are a couple of hypocrites. (reasons that I cannot mention here. think deeper and you would know what i'm talking about)
- This is a good one - THEY ARE JUST PLAIN C>H>E>A>P.
Case closed.
1 La-di-da's ...:
Lol, you so funny. Just dropping a hi, long time no see, and take care :)
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